Dolphins cheerleaders reveal new uniforms as rivalry with Cowboys ramps up, Romo DUI memes & Vrabel’s puppy

Welcome in for the final Saturday Screencaps of July where I must remind you guys that this is not the time to start taking weekends for granted. This is when you blow it out. Get those golf weekends scheduled. Go nuts at the pool. Go on canoe trips with your fellow Millennials.

Just go RESPECT SUMMER before football season cranks up.

Speaking of football season, I MUST keep addressing the budding rivalry between the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins cheerleaders. Some emailer ripped me for not knowing that the Dolphins went out and hired one of the former Cowboys cheerleader executives. Now, how the hell am I supposed to know that?

DOLPHINS CHEERLEADERS MAKE MAJOR MOVES TO COMPETE WITH COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS, TEBOWS GET OUT & RYAN CLARK!

What I do know is what I see, and what I see is a cheerleading organization that put in the effort in the offseason. Friday night, the team’s Instagram account revealed the 2026 uniforms, and let’s just say that there’s officially a buzz throughout the NFL. Could we be looking at a squad that could knock off the world-famous Cowboys cheerleaders for NFL supremacy?

Here we have rookie Sarah Parton showing off the 2026 unis. Who is Parton and why is she important?

She’s a former Dallas Stars ice girl who is a Dallas Cowboys fan (based on her IG history), but now she’s signed a free agent contract in Miami & we’re looking at a breakout star in the making. Talent is leaving the Big D.

I already told you guys about Masters Girl, Aaliyah Kikumoto, who cheered at Texas Tech, making the Dolphins squad this summer. This is like Big Ten football teams going into Florida, Georgia and Louisiana looking for talent. Dolphins cheerleader management knows that the Cowboys are taking talent from all over the U.S. and passing on homegrown talent.

Is there cheerleading talent in South Florida Yes, but it isn’t TEXAS cheerleading talent. One thing leads to another and the Dolphins roster is suddenly LOADED. The uniforms have been carefully crafted. The social media team is dialed in. The weather is great. There’s sunshine. There are smiles.

We are looking at a watershed moment in NFL cheerleading history. Don’t forget where you heard it first. Buckle up!

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